Flying Poop

I knew as soon as this happened that I had to blog about it because I could not stop laughing lol so here goes. ( hopefully this story makes some kind of sense and I'm sure there are going to be thousansd of grammatical errors due to lack of sleep so just ignore them and read the story haha lol)

Well let me start off by saying that Mason's poop is hard like pebbles because he has been constipated.

The other night Mason wakes up crying for food so I grab him out of his pack and play and put him In my Arms and feed him, he finishes his bottle and then I change his diaper quickly and cautiously so I don't get peed on, but this night was different lol. As I'm changing his diaper (practically the dark with the exception of the light shining from the monitor) I open his diaper and check for poop, nothing ( as I expected since he has been constipated), I pull his diaper from underneath him (little did I know a turd flew into my shirt lmfao)wipe him up and place a clean diaper on him, I button up his pajamas pick him back up and rock him to sleep ( again as any normal night). After about 10-15 mins he is finally asleep and I put him back in his pack and play... After placing him down I start settling back to sleep, as soon as I put my head down on my pillow and turn on my side I feel something wet and cold in my shirt against my boobies lol ... With caution I put my hand down my shirt and feel something funny so I freak out as if there was a bug in my shirt and I flung whatever it was out ... Ewe finally it was out but at that very moment I realized I didn't know where the hell it went, so I quickly grabbed my phone turned it on and began waving it like a flash light in front of me looking for whatever it was ... Finally I wave my phone in front of the hubs face and there it was a small turd that landed so perfectly on the top of his forehead with out waking him up lmao no I am not kidding hahaha at that very moment I slowly removed it from his forehead trying hard not to wake him, once I successfully removed it from his forehead all I could do was laugh and replay it over and over again. I also started rehearsing it in my head so I could tell him the funniest way possible lol oh how I couldn't wait to tell him the story when he woke up!!!

A couple of hours later he wakes up for work (I barely slept thinking about how he would react) , I let him get into the shower and when he came back into the room I begin to tell him how poop flew into my shirt and I got scared and flung it out... lol then he starts laughing at me and says are you serious that's disgusting as if that was the funniest part of the story, so I quickly interrupt him and say but wait that wasn't even the best part and then he responds why what happen? lol I answered we'll after I flung it out of my shirt I started looking for it with my phone and I found it sitting on top of your forehead !!!! He looked at me in shock and at that moment it didn't seem so funny after all, haha jokes on you. I couldnt help but laugh out loud because it played out so perfectly as I had reheasred it in my head all night lol... Insert evil laugh!!